THE MAD CAT’S MATCHA
Cute. Caffeinated. Slightly chaotic. Crafted from the prized Okumidori cultivar, The Mad Cat’s Matcha isn’t just a pretty whisk—it’s a flavor trip. Smooth and mellow with umami-rich depth, it hits your tongue with a savory sweetness and a fresh, seaweed-like aroma that makes you go “wait… this is really good.” Think soft ocean breeze, minus the sand in your shoes. Meecho, our grumpy little mascot, approves (begrudgingly). Whether you’re sipping it hot or shaking it cold, this matcha was made for moods, moments, and mischief. $1.50 flat delivery fee. No hidden claws.